My beautiful wife (pictured above with 2/3 of our clan in 2009) just wrote me this poem/email:
what is you doing up in there my love?
why you not here eating face chocolate good?
what snuggles handsome all in the place?
What I think she’s trying to say here is “Honey, it’s 4pm – I miss you and I hope you can leave work on time.” But does she embellish? Yes. Is she brilliant? Yes. Does she like it when people ask and answer their own questions as a way to avoid expressing plain truths? No.