I’m simultaneously working on two stories set in the future. One way way ahead and the other really close. Is that a bad idea? Two totally different worlds, with absolutely different tones and formats and stories to tell. This is true: the one in the distant future takes place in Brooklyn and the one in the near future takes place in outer space.
I found the below doing some research awhile ago. They’re not mine and I can’t remember where I found them.
Sorry internet.

Richard Benjamin has never looked so dashing. I delight and impress myself that I can name actors like Richard Benjamin from memory. Thank you God for the many gifts you have blessed upon me.

Someday, people will stop painting like this. But try taking a photograph that has this much propaganda bravado. It won’t.

Welcome to New New Rochelle!

I am surprised to find myself this deeply entrenched in this genre. I don’t think about science fiction much, but I definitely think about the future plenty. I do believe there will be an Anti-Kansas vibe in the future. The band.

5 comments
MADSAKI says:
Aug 27, 2011
What you haven’t realize is that, YOU are the fucking Science Fiction for HOLLY SHIT ON CRACK’s sake.
Nick says:
Aug 27, 2011
‘HOLY SHIT ON CRACK’
One ‘L’. One Love. Come to Jamaica, your new island home.
I’ve ordered you an ESL refresher course.
MADSAKI says:
Sep 5, 2011
Is my ESL teacher Eddie Murphy again?
MADSAKI says:
Sep 5, 2011
I am waiting for you to upload a new blog so I can study my hory engrish.
Nick says:
Sep 6, 2011
I did it. You are my best customer.